by Wilbur Witt
What would happen if the US pulled all of its troops out of every foreign land we are currently occupying? Now, we've got Bin Forgotten. Sadaam is dead as day old beer. Quackdafy died with a sword up his ass, and the Muslim Brotherhood has effectively squelched all tourism in Egypt. All that's really left is the Saudis hovering over their oil wells like a bunch of mother hens.
I, like so many of you, believed in this "war on terror," but if we just came home, put our resources in America, and guarded our own borders, do your really think this flock of camel drivers could really do anything? Oh, they look fearsome up there on a video with their towels wrapped around their heads, but really? Really? Bob Hope and Bing Crosby used to make fun of these people and in their day the very thought of them having any effect on world politics was hysterical.
If we took all the money we waste on the "War on Terror," brought it home, there wouldn't BE any terror. Homeland Security, you want to secure America, great! Instead of groping our AMERICAN crotches, searching little girls and grandmothers in wheelchairs, why don't you just not let any more Arabs on our airplanes? Shouldn't bother the Obama administration at all. I mean they only want to suspend the 1st, 2nd and 4th amendment to our constitution, giving a few ragheads the bum's rush should be child's play. And I know I'm being politically incorrect but c'mon! Right now, as I write this article, the mother of the two Boston bombers is trying to come to America. She has been identified as a religious fanatic by the RUSSIANS! The Russians are telling us to watch out for her crazy ass 'cause THEY cant stand her. How stupid should we be? A little boy from Shreveport is searched intensely before flying to Atlanta with his grandmother and we're letting this bitch get on a plane?
Folks, we need to circle the wagons. If, when 9/11 went down, if we'd gone to Afghanistan, chased Bin Laden into his hole and killed him ( like we finally did), tore up Afghanistan and most of Pakistan in the process, brought his stinking body back here, hung it up in Times Square for all the people to see, and told the people "over there" to just deal with it, and clean up the mess, what do you suppose would have happened? Oh, they'd yell and pray, but in the dark recesses of the ol' Mosque they'd have whispered, "Maybe them fellers were the ones we should've left alone?"
And what if, just what if we made it unprofitable for US companies to exploit resources in those countries? What if there was an import tax on every barrel of oil equal to or greater than the price of said oil, and NO tax on oil coming from anywhere in North America? Oh, that's unthinkable. Then people like Dick Chaney, and George W couldn't make no money, right? Folks, this game has been going for too long. And I'll be honest with you. Now, I've poked fun at the Arabs in this article, but if they took Austin, and patrolled the streets we'd be throwing rocks at them, too!
And, sure, a few people are going to get their little feelings hurt. Sure, some Saudis are going to file out in their Sunday sheets and say we are "velly, velly bad peoples," but we'll be bad people in control of our country. As far as immigration we need to put Juan at the front of the line, and Habib at the very back! Juan's ancestors came over here long before the Pilgrims, hell, a lotmof his ancestors were ALREADY here, and if you know the history of the southwest, he didn't jump our borders, our borders jumped HIM! How many Mexicans were flying planes into buildings on 9/11?
What inspired this article? This morning I watched the mother of the Boston bombers all dressed up in her best dishrag, trying to come to America, ranting and raving about how innocent her boys were. Shades of Ma Barker! I'm not saying all Muslims are bad. I've read some very good articles from American Muslims, and yes, as with all other cultures, Islam is becoming Americanized. This is a good thing. But even they are telling us to look out. Even they see this crazy bitch for what she is.
I know there are some people who will not agree with me, but I also know there are more than a few out there right now saying, "Oh, HELL yeah!"
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