Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Dumb and Dumber

                                                      Dumb and Dumber
                                                         by Wilbur Witt

     There will always be people with whom you do not agree. Life would be boring if we all marched to the beat of the same drummer just like if one were to eat cake three times a day. After a while the cake would have no taste. This having been said there are a few things, and opinions that irk me. One is mothers of terrorists with scarfs on their heads. Funny how you all know exactly who I'm talking about. She is so outrageous the media is falling all over itself filming her. She rants and raves with that stupid accent, and now it appears she was right in the middle of the Boston bombings. 

     Folks, this is not a mother. I had a cat who was a better mother than this bitch! She waves her arms fanatically and has a shrill voice and a face that just wants to make you slap the crap out of her. And she's coming to America! Why? Grandma Moses can't get on an airplane without a full cavity search and this idiot thinks she can fly first class to New York?  Let me ask you, where did our common sense go?  Oh, no doubt Obama will leap to the occasion and defend her rights, throwing in a thought or two about respecting her religion. Hell, why doesn't he just go over there and give her a lift in Air Force One? She could play with his daughters along the way. I think a reception at the White House might be in order, don't you?  

     My old producer used to have a phrase he used when he noticed someone doing something dumb and I think it applies here. We need to pull our heads out of Mr Ass! Yesterday I did a whole day of boosting my friend count on Facebook, and, yes, this was self serving. I want lots of people to read what I write. However, I got a liberal sprinkle of people, good people, who would do anything just for the chance to come to America! This country was built by people like that. Folks who only want the opportunity to come here and work and not have some war lord come out the hills and rob them. We don't need fanatical Jihadists blowing up our people in the streets because they can't even get along with their own people back home. 

     When I was young President Nixon was on a tear trying to keep John Lennon out of the country. Boy! Times sure have changed. Now, I'm just a simple old boy from Austin, but am I the only one who sees this?  WE have rights. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. THEY don't have rights. They have attitude. I think it is absurd to sweat Pablo sneaking over the border to pick a few oranges and send money home to his family, and even CONSIDER letting this slut get on a plane. 

     If she comes here I wish the FBI would meet her at the gate and arrest her for everything from the JFK assassination forward! I wish they would put her in Gitmo and water board her so much she would think that it was an American toilette custom. Oh, my bad, do they even have toiletries over there?  If that woman comes here it is proof positive that our government has lost its mind!  I would not want to be a hundred yards from her when she gets to Boston. Hey, I have a good idea. Why don't we just let the survivors of the attack form a welcoming committee for her. Yeah! That'll work!

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