Dumb and Dumber

                                                      Dumb and Dumber

                                                         by Wilbur Witt

     There will always be people with whom you do not agree. Life would be boring if we all marched to the beat of the same drummer just like if one were to eat cake three times a day. After a while the cake would have no taste. This having been said there are a few things, and opinions that irk me. One is mothers of terrorists with scarfs on their heads. Funny how you all know exactly who I'm talking about. She is so outrageous the media is falling all over itself filming her. She rants and raves with that stupid accent, and now it appears she was right in the middle of the Boston bombings. 

     Folks, this is not a mother. I had a cat who was a better mother than this bitch! She waves her arms fanatically and has a shrill voice and a face that just wants to make you slap the crap out of her. And she's coming to America! Why? Grandma Moses can't get on an airplane without a full cavity search and this idiot thinks she can fly first class to New York?  Let me ask you, where did our common sense go?  Oh, no doubt Obama will leap to the occasion and defend her rights, throwing in a thought or two about respecting her religion. Hell, why doesn't he just go over there and give her a lift in Air Force One? She could play with his daughters along the way. I think a reception at the White House might be in order, don't you?  

     My old producer used to have a phrase he used when he noticed someone doing something dumb and I think it applies here. We need to pull our heads out of Mr Ass! Yesterday I did a whole day of boosting my friend count on Facebook, and, yes, this was self serving. I want lots of people to read what I write. However, I got a liberal sprinkle of people, good people, who would do anything just for the chance to come to America! This country was built by people like that. Folks who only want the opportunity to come here and work and not have some war lord come out the hills and rob them. We don't need fanatical Jihadists blowing up our people in the streets because they can't even get along with their own people back home. 

     When I was young President Nixon was on a tear trying to keep John Lennon out of the country. Boy! Times sure have changed. Now, I'm just a simple old boy from Austin, but am I the only one who sees this?  WE have rights. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. THEY don't have rights. They have attitude. I think it is absurd to sweat Pablo sneaking over the border to pick a few oranges and send money home to his family, and even CONSIDER letting this slut get on a plane. 

     If she comes here I wish the FBI would meet her at the gate and arrest her for everything from the JFK assassination forward! I wish they would put her in Gitmo and water board her so much she would think that it was an American toilette custom. Oh, my bad, do they even have toiletries over there?  If that woman comes here it is proof positive that our government has lost its mind!  I would not want to be a hundred yards from her when she gets to Boston. Hey, I have a good idea. Why don't we just let the survivors of the attack form a welcoming committee for her. Yeah! That'll work!

What Would Happen If . . .

                                              What Would Happen If . . .

                                                       by Wilbur Witt

     What would happen if the US pulled all of its troops out of every foreign land we are currently occupying?  Now, we've got Bin Forgotten. Sadaam is dead as day old beer. Quackdafy died with a sword up his ass, and the Muslim Brotherhood has effectively squelched all tourism in Egypt.  All that's really left is the Saudis hovering over their oil wells like a bunch of mother hens. 

     I, like so many of you, believed in this "war on terror," but if we just came home, put our resources in America, and guarded our own borders, do your really think this flock of camel drivers could really do anything? Oh, they look fearsome up there on a video with their towels wrapped around their heads, but really?  Really?  Bob Hope and Bing Crosby used to make fun of these people and in their day the very thought of them having any effect on world politics was hysterical. 

     If we took all the money we waste on the "War on Terror," brought it home, there wouldn't BE any terror. Homeland Security, you want to secure America, great!  Instead of groping our AMERICAN crotches, searching little girls and grandmothers in wheelchairs, why don't you just not let any more Arabs on our airplanes? Shouldn't bother the Obama administration at all. I mean they only want to suspend the 1st, 2nd and 4th amendment to our constitution, giving a few ragheads the bum's rush should be child's play. And I know I'm being politically incorrect but c'mon!  Right now, as I write this article, the mother of the two Boston bombers is trying to come to America. She has been identified as a religious fanatic by the RUSSIANS!  The Russians are telling us to watch out for her crazy ass 'cause THEY cant stand her. How stupid should we be?  A little boy from Shreveport is searched intensely before flying to Atlanta with his grandmother and we're letting this bitch get on a plane? 

  Folks, we need to circle the wagons. If, when 9/11 went down, if we'd gone to Afghanistan, chased Bin Laden into his hole and killed him ( like we finally did), tore up Afghanistan and most of Pakistan in the process, brought his stinking body back here, hung it up in Times Square for all the people to see, and told the people "over there" to just deal with it, and clean up the mess, what do you suppose would have happened? Oh, they'd yell and pray, but in the dark recesses of the ol' Mosque they'd have whispered, "Maybe them fellers were the ones we should've left alone?"

     And what if, just what if we made it unprofitable for US companies to exploit resources in those countries?  What if there was an import tax on every barrel of oil equal to or greater than the price of said oil, and NO tax on oil coming from anywhere in North America?  Oh, that's unthinkable. Then people like Dick Chaney, and George W couldn't make no money, right? Folks, this game has been going for too long. And I'll be honest with you. Now, I've poked fun at the Arabs in this article, but if they took Austin, and patrolled the streets we'd be throwing rocks at them, too!  

     And, sure, a few people are going to get their little feelings hurt. Sure, some Saudis are going to file out in their Sunday sheets and say we are "velly, velly bad peoples," but we'll be bad people in control  of our country. As far as immigration we need to put Juan at the front of the line, and Habib at the very back!  Juan's ancestors came over here long before the Pilgrims, hell, a lotmof his ancestors were ALREADY here, and if you know the history of the southwest, he didn't jump our borders, our borders jumped HIM! How many Mexicans were flying planes into buildings on 9/11?

     What inspired this article?  This morning I watched the mother of the Boston bombers all dressed up in her best dishrag, trying to come to America, ranting and raving about how innocent her boys were. Shades of Ma Barker! I'm not saying all Muslims are bad. I've read some very good articles from American Muslims, and yes, as with all other cultures, Islam is becoming Americanized. This is a good thing. But even they are telling us to look out. Even they see this crazy bitch for what she is. 

     I know there are some people who will not agree with me, but I also know there are more than a few out there right now saying, "Oh, HELL yeah!"

     See how they run

Did I Say Stupid?

                                                 Freedom of the Press

                                                         by Wilbur Witt

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

     Did I miss something here?  I mean, I know the Obama administration has this slight problem with reading the English language, but this paragraph seems to be pretty black and white, doesn't it? Oh, bad choice of words. I meant to say this paragraph is clear. Alex Jones Tweeted today this message: 

@RealAlexJones: Secret Service tried to block press from bombing questions? http://t.co/2tBkIbTJWD.   

     Now I don't agree with everything Alex says all the time, but I am a listener. Even if I disagree with his conclusions at times, to have goons try to intimidate one of his reporters for simply asking a question is beyond the pale. 

     I don't know the final story of the Boston bombings. As I said yesterday I rest on the idea that people who work for the government are simply not as smart as they project themselves to be. I mean, c'mon, two jerk offs set off two bombs they made out of firecrackers right under the noses of the Feds WHILE presumably the government gumshoes were actually conducting a drill on what to do should a bomb attack occur!  Except that three people died that's pretty funny right there all by itself. Then they get into a gunfight with the two suspects and one actually shoots his way out of the situation only to be found by a little old man with a boat. Now these are facts, folks. 

     What Alex (and Glenn Beck) 

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/04/glenn-beck-conspiracy-theory-pundit-alleges-boston-cover-up-over/

are keying up on is that there seems to be yet another conspirator in the mix. Some Saudi guy, with a rap sheet as long as his arm got blown up in the explosions, ended up in the hospital, was up to be deported and then Obama meets with some representative of the Saudi government and basically backs off this guy, and instructs his Secret Service to squash questions about him at a press conference.  

     If everything is as the government claims it to be then why not just take the gentleman's question, field it, and put it to rest?  And who ever put a golden force field around the Saudis anyway?  Every time a Saudi is involved in anything Obama squats and pisses. Did I miss something here. These are the same people who gave us nineteen hijackers back on 9/11, right?  Come to think of it, why did we invade Afghanistan?  Seems to me a nice war in Mecca would have solved more problems, but I'm just a simple ol' boy from Austin, so what do I know. Holy crap! I'm starting to sound like Alex!

     Ok, first they want our guns. Then they want to fix it so that you can't protest the president within 300 yards or so. Now we've evolved to the point that even a reporter can't ask a question they don't like!  I've noticed something alarming. Back in the day when the Russian news would put out a story we would all laugh because it was so obviously pumped up with Vodka soaked BS that no one in their right mind attached any credibility to it. Now, I finding myself listening more and more to the Russian press because they don't have to lie. Like Will Rodgers said, they just watch our government, and report the facts. 

     I've always had a distrust of government for precisely the reasons I gave you yesterday. But basically it boils down to a few simple facts. They're stupid, lazy, clouded, illiterate, mamby-pamby . . .oh, did I say stupid?  Makes you want to be at that press conference, in force, jack those two goons and simply ask, why the hell are you dodging the question. Just stop LYING and do your freaking JOB! You can't stop home brewed terrorists, so just tell us you can't and we will take care of it from there!  I think a good start would be to address this Saudi situation and a good way to do that is to stop buying their oil. You see, we here in the Republic of Texas have a vested interest in that. We happen to think the we can be self sufficient, have an honest government, and answer questions at a press conference without a TelePrompTer. 

     Do I think there is a vast conspiracy? No!  Simply because I can see the people surrounding Obama. (Did I mention stupid?) what I do think is , when this administration finally goes off to build ITS presidential library, we will have a benchmark on how to NOT run a government!  

Conspiracies, Anyone?

                                                Conspiracies Anyone?

                                                         by Wilbur Witt

     There was a tweet on Infowars today pointing out that one of their reporters had been blocked, apparently by Secret Service, from asking questions at a certain press conference concerning the bombings. Again we have the idea that the government is some vast conspiracy machine grinding out plots and misinformation to the public. Now, I'm not saying they don't have their little secrets but what I am saying is their scuttlebutt doesn't amount to much. 

     Look at your average government employee. Rule number one; people who seek out government jobs do so by and large because they a) can't cut the mustard in the private sector and b) they will give up a lot of earning potential for job security. This does not apply to the military or police who generally exhibit a level of professionalism of the first degree and are truly dedicated to their jobs. No, this is people who earn a law degree  and go to work for a salary simply because they don't have the ass to hang out a shingle and find clients. 

     These people shake and quake at each budget hearing, and will cover their butts every chance they get. There's your conspiracy, folks. "If they find out how stupid I really am I may have to find a JOB!" This is why two losers can set off bombs, this is why 19 hijackers can get on a plane. This is why Mexicans have a traffic jam jumping the fence in the California desert. These employees will never give you a straight answer. Now take a look at the other side of the coin, the conspiracy buffs. Alex Jones, a self actuating, intelligent, determined individual who created his own market, found a way to make money at it, and is way smarter than say, Eric Holder. Y'all remember Eric, right. Gives guns to the drug cartel to see if they will use them. Or like Hillary, the lady who can't seem to send the MPs to an embassy that's under attack, a decision a corporal doing CQ at Fort Hood could have made over a cup of coffee.  Folks like that. We used to call them dumb-asses, but with the Patriot Act I don't know if that's allowed anymore  Then, when they finally bow out they are lavished with speeches on what a wonderful public servant they were. Jumping Jesus on a Stick! 

     And these are the people giving updates on major events. Now, they can't admit that basically they got bamboozled by a couple of punks with "Terrorist" stenciled on their asses, they have to come up with a cover story that will make them look like super sleuths and explain how they saved us all by solving the crime of the century, which they didn't do, an old man checking his boat called the cops and THEY caught Osama II! Thank God these "Public Servants" aren't up against John Dillinger!  

     The bottom line is if you are anxiously waiting to see how this vast government conspiracy will play out go to Starbucks instead, you'll get more out of it. They will muddy the water as much as they can and you will see it all fizzle out because people with law degrees that seek out government jobs can't complete anything!  If they could then they would be in an office in New York, or Austin doing divorces, wills, and bankruptcies. I watch them every day and they remind me of an old Richard Pryor joke. "...been talking thirty minutes, ain't said shit!"

     We seriously need to get a government. We really need some people involved who aren't worried about being politically correct and just concern themselves with being politically RIGHT! I have to ask you, and work with me here, what would happen if on Monday the Government just shut down, went out of business and the states had to worry about themselves?  If this thought excites you then you are part of the solution. If this scenario frightens you then you are part of the problem!  Think about that.   Update.

Law West of the Pecos

                                  What We Burn In Our Crazy Minds

                                                        by Wilbur Witt

     Last night I must have sat through four hours of various conspiracy theories concerning the Boston Bombings. Like layers of an onion, as I peeled back each part more complexity was exposed. I shared a lot of this on my Facebook page. The people behind this have a whole vocabulary that goes with the show. Things like, "New World Order," and "Drills," and "False Flags." They fit their  scenarios together like pieces of a vast mental puzzle. With the bombings the running theory is that the two bombers were embedded CIA operatives who were sacrificed for the purpose of forwarding more power shift toward Obama and the proliferation of gun control. The mother and aunt and father have all come out ranting and raving about this, complete with those horrible Russian accents, and the "alternative" media is lapping that up like hound dogs on spilled gravy. One theory even tied the Boston bombing with the event in Waco. The guy continually looks into the camera and repeats, "Fertilizer?" He obviously has never blown stumps on a ranch. Yeah kid, fertilizer!  

     Then the surviving bomber scribbles on a pad the he and his brother did the attack all by themselves with no help, no finance, and no problems with the FBI, police, or even the zoning commission. They picked the marathon because it was in the STREET! No doubt the conspiracy theorists will respond with the idea that the kid is protecting his comrades so that they can continue the fight. Yeah, right!  Ok, first off this kid is a pot head. Look at him. This little bastard crawled right out of a yellow submarine and followed his lunatic, religious nut brother to hell. The theorists claim the FBI, CIA, whomEVER was feverishly trying to kill this punk. I personally have never seen a more restrained bunch of cops in my LIFE!  What, with robots, helicopters, and heat seeking cameras, I personally would have lobbed a REAL grenade   in there, collected the pieces, bought the guy a new boat and called it a day. 

     I have a theory, and a prejudice. In my life I have never seen our government successfully carry out anything. I mean look at it. We couldn't invade Cuba, could conduct a burglary a crackhead could pull off, and couldn't get a blow job with the secret service watching for the wife at the door! Now, you want to be alarmed about the government well, there you are. Now, under Obama they are proving they can't add, can't slap a fat kid in Korea, and can't negotiate the price of a whore in South America. I learned how to pay whores in Mexico in the tenth grade! We catch fish off Alaska, send them to China to pay the interest on our debt, who in turn, bring the fish right back to us and sell them to McDonald's. We import avocados from Mexico, covered with crap, while thousands of acres of them bake in the sun of Southern California. All all of this courtesy of the federal government!  They are STUPID! 

     The congress and senate are as useless as the tits on a boar hog, and the Supreme Court, OMG, don't get me started, we would do better letting rulings be handed down by Judge Roy Bean. You begin to understand why we here in Texas just want to leave. I'm not going to say anything about Obama because if you criticize him you're labeled a racist so I'll just say he runs around with the vice president who is an idiot. 

     If our government could pull off one conspiracy, just one, I would feel more secure. Maybe invade Indonesia, after a major quake and tsunami, and WIN the war, then I would feel a whole lot better. But don't hold your breath. We have to beat them Arabs who presently are holding  their ground with pipe bombs and fried goat before we can even think about taking on any country as formidable as say . . . Mexico! 

     And the conspiracy buffs are all up in the air about the law passed this last week allowing this same bunch of Keystone Cops to spy on the Internet. Don't worry about it. I'm sure they'll do that job with the same fervor they had when they checked out these two kids who were constructing LAND MINES in their freaking DORM ROOM! And when you watch a conspiracy theory pay close attention to what they are selling. That's right, they have ads. They sell everything from packaged food to how to books on hiding in a hole in the ground. Follow the money, folks. Just follow the money. 

     The strength of America is not the government, it's the people! If the government would just get out of the way and let the American people work we'd all be a lot better off. Forget about the FED, forget about gun control, forget about the Middle East and start growing wheat, building cars and drilling for oil, and move all those businesses to Austin where they should've been all along!

     

Religious Freedom

                                                      Religious Freedom

                                                          by Wilbur Witt

     When the Pilgrims came to Plymouth Rock in 1620 the main premise that drove them was the idea that all people should be able to worship God in whatever fashion they found acceptable. This idea was embedded into the American fabric of its society, and down through the years although there has been some intolerance, by and large Americans observe the rule that church is church and that is that. 

     These people coming off the Mayflower had a concept of different faiths that is fairly conservative when viewed through 21st century eyes. To them a Catholic was way out there. As the nation grew the advent of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Seven Day Adventists, and God knows how many others, began to expand our understanding of diversity, but it was still somewhat Christian, and definitely American.  

     The protection in the Bill of Rights extends protection to all religions, but let's look at something as it really is. You may not like the Mormons, but they didn't set a bomb off in Boston. You may get irritated at the two little old ladies at your door trying to give you a magazine, but they aren't flying a jet into any buildings. Only one religion does those things. I know this stings, but just look at the facts. Not even ten years of good living, education, fine food, and fast cars could take the rage out of those two young men in Boston. The poison is so deep seated that there is no cure. 

     They don't belong here. They belong over there. They are not, and will never be American, nor will they understand the concepts that built this nation. They don't have the slightest idea of what it means to be an American. Even Juan Sanchez, slipping through the fence near El Centro understands that, and he, at least, is a Christian!  

     Now this article is a bitter pill, but how many more bodies do you need to see before you get it? We can't even have a marathon without the insane actions of people who eat our food and vomit in our face. We can't wear shoes going to a flight because some idiot tried to blow up a plane to prove some vague religious ideal. How long are we, as Americans, going to put up with this before we just rise up and throw them all out?  Send them back to Stupidstan, or wherever. Let them scream at the top of their lungs, mutilate their women, murder their children, but do it over THERE! 

     Notice how I didn't name this religion?  I'm just saying to look at all the world's religions. It's the one that simply doesn't work!  It's the one that when it presents itself to any civilized nation the reaction is violent and immediate. The actions of this last week have proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that these people cannot exist in a civilized society. This is not a hate article. All I'm saying is that there are some people that must be with their own kind. How many more eight year old little boys do you you need to see blown to bits?

  " Oh Wilbur! How can you condemn an entire people?" It's easy. I'm not marching them into a gas chamber. I'm just suggesting we send them back home where everything is so great. That way they don't have to put up with the Great Satan anymore. They don't have to put up with hamburgers, nice cars, girls that smell good, or decent housing. And we won't have to put up with anything any weirder that two boys at the door trying to talk about Joseph Smith. 

     

There Will Always Be A Pat Garrett

                                There Will Always Be A Pat Garrett

                                                    by Wilbur Witt

     The bombings in Boston and the running gun battle that followed demonstrated a bitter truth we all have to face. There are bad people in this world, and no amount of police protection under whatever label it sports can protect the population. Police clean up after the fact. By the time they show up the perpetrator is already gone. The two bombers just strolled into the Boston Marathon and detonated two bombs. 

     Bad people are all around us. If you look at the wanton violence that they are capable of you can quickly understand that an unarmed, unprotected populace is very unwise. These people will not stop killing simply because only police have guns. The gentleness of the people of Boston added to the picture of the explosions. The people of Boston, no doubt, are very much into gun control. Right now the city is locked down, with residents being told not to answer their door while a crazy man runs the streets. His father back in Russia is threatening carnage if his next son is killed, citing some organization existing in the shadows. How confident would these people be if there was at least a shotgun waiting behind every door, and an angry Bostonian ready to use it?  

     People like the bombers perceive Americans as weak. The very fact that they bombed a happy event demonstrates their predator personality. If you will note they didn't bomb a Biker Bar in El Paso, Texas!  Fact is we will always have gentle people who wouldn't hurt a fly, but we need other people who would hurt a fly, or bomber, and will protect and defend those people who only want to run marathons. 

     The two young men who set the bombs off are quite simply animals. They don't need to be brought to trial, we do not to be subjected to endless hours of testimony by psychologists trying to explain what was in their heads, they need a bullet in their head!  People with their mindset need to understand that justice can be swift, and final, and their loud-mouth father back in Russia needs to have his butt whipped. No one tried to understand the motives of Billy the Kid, Pat Garrett just shot him in the back of the head. 

     Christopher Dorner, Adam Lanza, Jodi Arias, and the list goes on and on. These people will not just go away, but take heart because there are more of us than them!  There will always be those of us who do not shrink from horror, and will always do what needs to be done. There will always be a Pat Garrett!

     One Boston Bomber Dead

The Tea Party and The Republic of Texas

                                                           Tea Party

                                                       by Wilbur Witt

     I really don't know much about the Tea Party. I've seen some gatherings in Georgetown, but wrote them off as some local group. They all looked civilized. I mean we've got Nazis running around here right now shooting DAs, I guess even the Hell's Angels would look civilized after that! But I caught this article this morning and something dawned on me.  The people in New Mexico are standing up to the Feds and just saying, "No!" Now I'm just a simple old boy from Austin, but the last time anybody stood up to the boys from Washington they burned his ass up in Waco. But these people intrigued me. 

     Governments and people will only take license to run your business when you give them that license. I mean, if you're really breaking the law, like robbing, assaulting, and so forth, then the police will take you to task, and I know from personal experience that they always bring one more cop than they need. But, when someone suddenly makes something illegal that was legal the day before yesterday, you may back them up if you form a group and just tell the law makers to take a number and sit down. That's exactly what the people in New Mexico are doing. The government tells one old lady to shut down her oil well because it may hurt the environment, she stands up at a meeting and tells them she's NOT going to turn her oil well off, and furthermore, if they come on her land she's going to shoot them, and she's got enough guns and family to do it!  The entire room full of people leaped to their feet and shouted, "YEAH!" The oil well is still pumping today. 

     Now I believe the government could very well charge in there and beat this old lady, but do they really want to do that? Do they really want a shoot out, trying to enforce some politically correct rule that some beaurocrat dreamed up trying to save a spotted owl? And what happens if the whole county stands up? I mean where does by the people, for the people, and of the people come to and end?  If someone in a think tank in Washington dreams up a plan, and all the PEOPLE just say, "No, we're not going to do that," then where's the problem, save frying a few owls? 

     This is the spirit of the Republic of Texas is just that. I think the people of New Mexico are picking up on this spirit. The federal government has been a runaway train for too long, with the implied threat that there's nothing anyone can do about them, and if anyone tries they'll just beat them up. They have micromanaged themselves into a corner so tight that they tried to turn off one old lady's oil well in the middle of a desert, and she just called their bluff! Spotted Owl, anyone?

http://www.teapartytribune.com/2012/01/03/armed-and-ready-new-mexico-residents-defy-government/

The Republic of Texas is a Reality, and where's our Freaking GOLD?

                           Not Buying Into America's Broken Plan

                                                    by Wilbur Witt

     Texas is still proceeding toward a divorce with the United States. We're not kidding. We are now demanding our gold back, running into the billions of dollars the Americans have relieved us of. Texas needs this gold to back our currency.      http://youtu.be/6AMIVqB-BBA. As the Americans descend into bankruptcy, Texas is forging ahead and our economy is good. We don't need the advice or lies of the New York bankers any longer. 

     I submit that we put in place laws that will make it next to impossible for American companies to do business in Texas. Governor Perry has said that we do not need Americans coming down here taking our jobs, our money, and our resources. They are nice people, but they need to stay in America where they belong!  I totally agree. You will see Texas move away from an affiliation with the United States. You will see a more national behavior on Texas' part until leaving it will no longer be in question as they realize we are already gone. 

     We don't have a debt crisis in Texas. We don't have an education problem. We don't need Obamacare, wars with North Korea, of favorable relations with anyone in the Middle East. We just need America to get the hell out of our business!  You think you've got it all figured out, fine, run your country, we'll run ours. 

     The Republic of Texas will become a reality, indeed it already is a reality. Only after the Americans pull their heads out of their asses will they begin to see this reality that has been there all along.