Saturday, June 15, 2013

The Saddest Story You Will Ever Hear

                             The Saddest Story You May Ever Hear
                                                        by Wilbur Witt

     What is love? How can it be measured? What barometer can we apply to gauge the feeling between a man and a woman? Our society has standards. We fix age restrictions on relationships. We mandate a point in time when it is legally deemed a human mind can make its own decisions. A point in time after which the mind, and heart, are legally allowed to love. If we, as individuals circumspect thus rule we are ostracized, marked with a scarlet letter, and all,the king's horses, and all the king's men can never put us back together again. 

     I submit for your consideration two young lovers. A boy of sixteen, and a girl, fourteen. They had known each other all of their lives. As puberty dawned they learned the passionate side of the feelings they had for each other since before they could remember. Keeping them apart was impossible because they completed each other. One, without the other, was not a total person, and they became one. No arguments, no fights, no drug problems, just an undying affection that no one could come between. 

     The boy turned eighteen, and the girl sixteen. The girl's parents, seething with hate, filed rape charges on the boy, and he was sent to prison. He got out in eight years. He was now twenty six, and his girl was now a young lady, of twenty four, who patiently waited for his release and she ran to him. The parole board had imposed a condition on the young man. He was never to see the girl again. When the parole officer came for a home inspection she opened the door, and being clueless, told the officer her name. When the young man reported for his next monthly meeting he was arrested and sent back to prison to complete his last two years. 

     Now he was twenty eight, she was twenty six. They could not stay apart. They both knew that. The parents of the girl reported that the couple had been seeing each other, and even though the young man was not on parole, he was still under the condition of never seeing,mor even speaking to his girl on the phone. He he got a call from the police, asking him to come down to the station for questioning. If they could prove he had even spoke to the girl it would mean a second offense. It would cost him fifteen more years of his life. 

     He was strong, but thus time life was bigger than the strength he had to get up off his knees. The young cowboy put a gun to his head and rode into his last sunset. Somewhere in Texas there is a young lady who walks alone. No one will ever fill the emptiness in her heart. Somewhere there are her parents, satisfied that justice was done and somewhere there is a God who will be the final judge of all. 

Friday, June 14, 2013

Can I Have An "Amen?"

                                                Can I Have An "Amen?"
                                                         By Wilbur Witt

     In the 60's I was a big time patriotic supporter of everything the government did, and stood for. I wrote letters to the local newspaper, spoke out against Jane Fonda when she came to Fort Hood, and cheered for John Wayne in "The Green Berets." I was a nincompoop! Looking back with what we now know we were suckered into a war where we had absolutely no business whatsoever. The reasoning was, at the time, if Vietnam falls to communism the entire Asian rim will soon follow. Well, it did fall, and other than catfish it made no difference at all to the state of the world. Even the Chinese, who used to be communist before they met Steve Jobs, don't give a crap about this turd hanging off the side of the continent. 

     Now, yet again, we are presented with a situation in some foreign land where we are charging in and trying to blend McDonald's with boiled goat. Let my insensitive ass be perfectly up front here. I don't give a damn about anything in the Middle East, and I'm an equal opportunity hater. I have the same lack of respect for Jerusalem as I do for Mecca. I think they are all overblown in the news and we spend far too much time worrying about which was the camel is gonna jump. But, that having been said, here we go again. 

     President Obama has signed an order to provide aid to rebels in Syria. 
What are his reasons? Oh, thats right, he suspects that the government of Syria used chemical weapons. Ok, I'm impressed. That sounds enough like a human rights violation. But hey Prez baby, what about our allies, them good ol' boys down in Mecca who will stone a teenage girl to death for wearing lipstick? We rub elbows with them all them time, even when they provide 19 highjackers for Osama Bin Forgotten, smiling in their Sunday sheets. What about them fellers? 

     If you try to get involved in camel dung politics you will end up with smelly hands  They all hate each other, and they especially hate us. They have so many interpretations of the Qu'ran you'd think they were Southern Baptists, and brothers and sisters, they do ALL look alike! Can I have an "Amen?" Ask yourself, do you honestly like anything about the Middle East? Oh, my bad, they have oil, and if we don't defend American interests over yonder then they won't have no money. The MEXICANS have oil, and Mexican girls are beautiful! No Mexican village ever stoned a teenage girl for looking good in a pair or Levis! 

     I had an epiphany last night. I was sitting on the back porch having a ham sandwich when a voice called unto me. And the voice said, "Psssst!" So I walked up to the voice, and I said, "What?" And the voice got holy, and powerful, and resounded-duh. And the voice said, "There is something fundamentally wrong with people who won't eat a ham sandwich!" (Apologies to Richard Pryor.) But we will get tangled up in a brand new mess. We will send guns and bullets, but no Bibles, cause they don't allow that over there. They will fight their little war, kill the leader, and then the rag head, oh, sorry, rag tag winners will form a government, institute Sharia Law, and start exporting more idiots to our shores to further disrupt our cell phone service. 

     See why I support the Republic of Texas? I'm not nuts. I'm just a simple old boy from Austin who looks at Mexico and realizes that what happens in Mecca, or Jerusalem doesn't affect the price of tacos one Peso! I like tacos. I believe if we formed said republic, drilled our own oil, took care of our own people, and ate our own food this country might be better off. Bottom line is this;  supporting a war anywhere in the Middle East is NOT fighting for our freedom. NEVER using a Verizon phone again is fighting for our freedom. Deactivating the IRS is fighting for our freedom. Jailing every CPS worker who ever falsified evidence against a young mother in order to steal, and sell her baby, now THAT'S fighting for freedom! Insuring that Al Shaka Boo Boo can comfortably have sex with his fourteen year old "wives" is fighting windmills. 

     Can I have an, "Amen?"

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The Return if Real Estate and Property Managemenr

                                                
                                      Property Management 101
                                            A Personal Manifesto
                                                       by Wilbur Witt

     On June 1, 2007 the world changed for us. On that day we found our son, Bobby, dead in his apartment. He was 28 years old. It wasn't entirely unexpected, but one never prepares for this event, and no matter how you brace for it, it's like sitting in a bomb shelter getting prepared for the next shell. We began a personal and professional descent into the abyss of a bottomless pit that just got deeper and darker with each day. Then came the heart attacks. My wife could not cope with the loss of our youngest and did everything she could to be with him. 

     Our business was like a 747 Jet. It took 24/7 to keep it on level flight, and the very moment we took our eyes off the horizon the jet began to go down. Combine this with the greatest economic catastrophe since the Great Depression and you have disaster. There was no autopilot. Sales kept the company afloat. Investors would buy rent properties here in Texas at a fraction of the cost of California. Money was plenty, and those investors on the west coast took full advantage of it. All was good. With the cushion of commissions from sales we were able to create a safe, profitable environment for owners. We accommodated large owners with programs that provided repairs at low or no cost. We paid some owners full rents on occupied apartments regardless of what was collected. This flow of cash caused these investors to invest more. Our rental company was never designed to be a profit generator.  The income from the sales on the other side held it all up. This business model was the same one employed by cell phone companies. You can get a $600 iPhone for $99 provided you stay with the phone company for two years. The cell company makes its money from SERVICE, not phone sales!  So it was with us. The $80 a month management fees pale to insignificance when compared to a $12,000 commission earned from the sale of just one building, and when we moved into commercial sales the commissions rose to $50,000 and more. With profits like that we would have happily managed properties for free if the investors kept investing. 

     Our area was unique. With the proximity of Fort Hood we had a self contained economy that was seemingly immune to national trends, good or bad. We could literally predict troop movements by the number of planes flying over our office. The Vietnam war was a war of rotation. For the uninitiated that means soldiers coming and going constantly. A ready supply of new troops meant a solid rental market. Frankly, when we invaded Afghanistan I was professionally overjoyed. My only concern was that the war would only last six weeks and no rotation would occur. As we have all seen this war went a totally different direction. George Bush couldn't run a war if he had George S. Patton as his chief of staff. Combine that with his charging off after windmills in Iraq. He may as well have invaded England, it would have made about as much sense. 

     The country dove into recession, and our family, personally, dove into depression. We made critical mistakes, and our fall was our fault. We had no professional staff. My wife and I delegated nothing. We made all decisions personally and all the so-called "staff" had to do was make it to the office every morning and open the door. We would handle everything else. The next thing was family. We got absolutely no family support. We owned four homes. One in Killeen, and three in Berry Creek, a golf course community situated thirty miles away in Georgetown. Within one year our Beverly Hillbilly kinfolk moved in!  Take note of this, all of you. If you make over a million dollars you will discover relatives you didn't even know you had. Jesus said the poor you will always have with you. He did NOT say move them into a mansion on Berry Creek!  Poor losers are poor losers for a reason. They know the "poor pitiful me" act allows them to scrape by at the expense of relations who work hard to develop business. You want to know how silly this can get? Have one of these sloths tell you that he can't (or won't) pay $1.00 a year rent because he is entitled to a free home with all the amenities because God promised him!

     Why did we put up with it?  We were working hard to keep the jet flying. We fully expected the economic future not to be much different than the last twenty years. We were too busy making the trip from Georgetown to Killeen every day, and Sunday was just a day when the traffic was lighter. We could put up with these people as long as they kept the houses clean and simply hung out with us the few hours we had to sit on our porch. Not one of them put any effort into the company except two, Tony and John. These two made an honest effort, but by the time they got there the plane was making a 600 MPH power dive for the Texas desert!  

     To keep all of this going required a massive influx of money. When the troops went to war, and didn't return, and the broker laid down to die the sales stopped, and I mean STOPPED! When the safety net was removed, and the investors had to view the real world they abandoned in mass! Only a sprinkling of bankers survived, and they, like us, scraped by, one running his mortgage company out of his house!  The formula was very simple. The very first time one of these so-called "investors" received a check for what they were actually owed they pulled their property and ran to another property management firm. Only problem was the other companies were struggling with the same economics that we were and all these owners who made thus leap lost their property . . .every single one of them!  

     There are two types of property management companies. The classic model, the one you learn about in your real estate classes, where there are reasonable fees for management, mark ups for repairs, fees for renewing leases, and penalties for moving your property elsewhere. There is nothing wrong with this, and the people who use this model are not wrong. The other model was ours. Sell lots of property, create Disneyland for the owners, sell them more properties, and them convince them to sell off and invest in other ventures.  The money is there for those who have ears to listen and use them to listen! But there is an issue. People get stars in their eyes.  That, and people tend to think the world is frozen in place, and forget that life, and property, is dynamic.  When I spoke to investors in LA, I told them never count on any more that 84% of full occupancy. Never think, even with troops in abundance, that you will be 100% full, 100% paid in full all the time. That way when you are full it's a pleasant surprise, and when you are not it won't hurt so bad. Also, a fourplex in Killeen is NOT an investment. It is a commodity. You are NOT going to pay that building off in thirty years, are you crazy? By the time the 2/10 warranty runs out your shiny new building will be sitting in the middle of a multi-family ghetto. Before this happens get rid of it, take your money and move on to greener pastures. Two owners we had took our advice, did this, and went into the chicken business. They sold that, too, and retired. The police won't even go to their former rental properties without backup!

     The theory of the fourplex as an investment was interesting. The original concept was Sgt Rock would buy one on his VA loan. Now he could do this because in Texas a fourplex is in the same category as a house. The contract says clearly, "One to Four Family Residence." The old sarge could live in apt A and rent out B, C, and D. Payment somewhere around $750 to $1,000 per month and sarge is NOT paying rent, he's living rent free and life is good!  Now, you take this formula, run the price up to around $265,000 From $100,000, don't live there, depend on third party property management, does anybody see this train coming into the station besides me? 

     At the time of the war going south, the heart attack, and the death of our son, our owners, whom hadn't purchased a new building in up to seven years were getting a view of the real world. I see their point. They bought their buildings new, why weren't they still NEW?  Go right back to the formula. Five to seven years, move on!  Property investment is just a conduit for money!  There are only three things worth a damn thing: Gold, Money, and Land!  And with Obama money's on shaky ground. Of these three, land is the only thing you can ever really own. But, contrary to accepted theories it doesn't always appreciate. When it doesn't, you turn it into money, and use that money to do something else. You break this rule and your land will break you! 

     So, we went down. All, but one of the houses are gone, we have medicine now, the economy is coming back, and the calls are coming in again. If you don't learn from your mistakes you are a fool!  You deserve to die. There are those of us who need the food you're using. We learned. We will build our companies back bigger and better. We have ideas that will stand property management on its ear. The one thing I did learn was to listen. People like Jim Wright, Harry Herrall, and others have been in this situation, too, and they have excellent ideas. Together we will make Killeen a boom market, and Texas the greatest Republic in the world!