1. We don't have any troops to send or the patience to embark on any military endeavors except guarding our borders.
2. We don't have to worry about same sex marriages. We have churches for that.
3. We don't need gun control because everyone has one and the bad guys know it.
4. Crime statistics; (See the above)
5. We save a ton of money on the IRS, we don't have one.
6. We won't have to write a constitution. We'll just take yours and actually use it!
7. We won't have to worry about children being expelled for bubble guns and pop tarts. We'll just put teachers in the Austin State Hospital for acting like that.
8. We won't have to worry about career criminals. We have careers for them with government jobs attached.
9. We won't have to worry about OPEC or the price of gasoline. We have our own.
10. We won't need TSA. we have Southwest Airlines and if you've ever seen what uses that service you'll know exactly what I'm saying.
